All of Shakespeare’s plays.
Master, be one of them; it's an honourable kind of thievery.
Sir, we are undone; these are the villains
That all the travellers do fear so much.
Why didst not tell me sooner? pox of your love letters!
And must I go to him?
'And more wealth than faults.'
'And more faults than hairs,'--
'Item: She hath more hair than wit,'--
'Item: She hath more hair than wit, and more faults
than hairs, and more wealth than faults.'
'Item: She is too liberal.'
'Item: She will often praise her liquor.'
'Item: She is curst.'
'Item: She hath no teeth.'
'Item: She is proud.'
'Item: She is slow in words.'
'Item: She doth talk in her sleep.'
'Item: She hath a sweet mouth.'
'Item: She is not to be kissed fasting in respect
of her breath.'
'Here follow her vices.'
'Item: She hath many nameless virtues.'
'Item: She can spin.'
'Item: She can wash and scour.'
'Item: She can knit.'
'Item: She can sew.'
'Item: She brews good ale.'
Reads 'Imprimis: She can milk.'
Come, fool, come; try me in thy paper.
Marry, the son of my grandfather.
Thou liest; I can.
Let me read them.
Why, man, how black?
Well, your old vice still; mistake the word. What
news, then, in your paper?
How now, Signior Launce! what news with your
At thy service.
I tell thee, my master is become a hot lover.
Why, thou whoreson ass, thou mistakest me.
'Tis well that I get it so. But, Launce, how sayest
thou, that my master is become a notable lover?
The conclusion is then that it will.
But tell me true, will't be a match?
It stands under thee, indeed.
What thou sayest?
What an ass art thou! I understand thee not.
Why, then, how stands the matter with them?
What, are they broken?
How then? shall he marry her?
But shall she marry him?
Come on, you madcap, I'll to the alehouse with you
presently; where, for one shot of five pence, thou
shalt have five thousand welcomes. But, sirrah, how
did thy master part with Madam Julia?
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