'Faith, my acquaintance lies little amongst them.
But since my master and mistress have bought you,
there's no going but by their consent: therefore I
will make them acquainted with your purpose, and I
doubt not but I shall find them tractable enough.
Come, I'll do for thee ...

Well, I will see what I can do for thee: if I can
place thee, I will.

But can you teach all this you speak of?

What would you have me do? go to the wars, would
you? where a man may serve seven years for the loss
of a leg, and have not money enough in the end to
buy him a wooden one?

Why, I could wish him to be my master, or rather, my mistress.

Come now, your one thing.

To take from you the jewel you hold so dear.

Come, mistress; come your ways with me.

An if she were a thornier piece of ground than she
is, she shall be ploughed.

The nobleman would have dealt with her like a
nobleman, and she sent him away as cold as a
snowball; saying his prayers too.

She makes our profession as it were to stink afore
the face of the gods.

Worse and worse, mistress; she has here spoken holy
words to the Lord Lysimachus.

I must have your maidenhead taken off, or the common
hangman shall execute it. Come your ways. We'll
have no more gentlemen driven away. Come your ways, I say.

How's this? We must take another course with you.
If your peevish chastity, which is not worth a
breakfast in the cheapest country under the cope,
shall undo a whole household, let me be gelded like
a spaniel. Come your ways.

I beseech your honour, one piece for me.

O, sir, I can be modest.

For flesh and blood, sir, white and red, you shall
see a rose; and she were a rose indeed, if she had but--

I am glad to see your honour in good health.

We should have both lord and lown, if the peevish
baggage would but give way to customers.

'Faith, I must ravish her, or she'll disfurnish us
of all our cavaliers, and make our swearers priests.

I warrant you, mistress, thunder shall not so awake
the beds of eels as my giving out her beauty stir up
the lewdly-inclined. I'll bring home some to-night.

Ay, by my faith, they shall not be changed yet.

I may so.

'Faith, some do, and some do not. But, mistress, if
I have bargained for the joint,--

O, take her home, mistress, take her home: these
blushes of hers must be quenched with some present practise.

Well, if we had of every nation a traveller, we
should lodge them with this sign.

Ay, he: he offered to cut a caper at the
proclamation; but he made a groan at it, and swore
he would see her to-morrow.

To-night, to-night. But, mistress, do you know the
French knight that cowers i' the hams?

'Faith, they listened to me as they would have
hearkened to their father's testament. There was a
Spaniard's mouth so watered, that he went to bed to
her very description.

I have cried her almost to the number of her hairs;
I have drawn her picture with my voice.

Performance shall follow.

I cannot be bated one doit of a thousand pieces.

She has a good face, speaks well, and has excellent
good clothes: there's no further necessity of
qualities can make her be refused.

Master, I have gone through for this piece, you see:
if you like her, so; if not, I have lost my earnest.

To MARINA Come your ways. My masters, you say
she's a virgin?

Ay, she quickly pooped him; she made him roast-meat
for worms. But I'll go search the market.

Ay, to eleven; and brought them down again. But
shall I search the market?

Sir?